bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

44,192 notes October 1, 2014 via: iamtonysexual

29,892 notes 10:52 AM via: redxgreenftw

preciousegg:

jfx:

what does this picture even mean

there appear to be two young men exchanging a glance over a cabbage.  the gold background may symbolize wealth or happiness.  the flowers in the background may also represent the garden of eden.  maybe they are reflecting on their lost innocence, or maybe they are hoping to return to paradise.  the man on the left is wearing a tie that is not tied properly.  i think this symbolizes his lax approach to life.  he is very laid back, but he feels the grip of society’s expectations tightening around him.  the other man seems similarly lax if one examines his clothing, but his hair is pristinely combed.  he probably tries to present well to others while still maintaining a “cool” look.  the intensity of the gaze between the two men seems to represent the strength of their bond.  the cabbage itself may represent new life.  it could be that they are hoping to share a baby or a cabbage patch kid.  i think this image represents parenthood between two individuals who may not be ready for it.
4,020 notes 10:51 AM via: iamtonysexual

672 notes September 30, 2014 via: heartymanlaughter

jaclcfrost:

love triangles? no. no, you heard me wrong. i said “i love triangles.” they’re my favorite shape. the rhombus is a close second

631 notes 09:13 PM via: jaclcfrost

5,043 notes 09:06 PM via: mintandroid

earthdad:

sharkeishaslap:

earthdad:

a social media site for bullies called Pumblr

A social site for shitty text posters called punblr

a social site for moms called mumblr

A social site for shitty posters called tumblr

136 notes 09:01 PM via: earthdad

excalibruuh:

earthdad:

sharkeishaslap:

earthdad:

a social media site for bullies called Pumblr

A social site for shitty text posters called punblr

a social site for moms called mumblr

a website for this post named dumblr

136 notes 09:00 PM via: excalibruuh

scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

#i live alone

are they drinking detergent
50,195 notes 08:59 PM via: tumblelog-user

YO SO THIS HAPPENED THE OTHER DAY WHEN MAKING A NEW TUMBLR AND MAY I JUST POINT OUT TRAGEDYOFBREADS.
IT’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL URL I’VE EVER SEEN AND I’M KEEPING.
sorry to everyone who’s sad about bread, but that’s what I am all the time.
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