The aggressive loaf of bread...Blame username generators.
Call me Flame, or Duckling, just whatever you want to call me really...

I post mainly a bunch of random posts, especially text posts, and just anything I find funny.

Anyone wishing to join the pun religion revolution contact me or puncromancer

You should talk to me...Yeah you...It'll be fun, I promise, I'll take you places you've never seen before, show you a good time, act out your wildest fantasies, whatever you're into really...It's a limited time offer though, so act now~

21st April 2014

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when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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21st April 2014

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this could be us but u a video game character

Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin

Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit

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21st April 2014

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What people don’t realize about the brilliance of this cosplay gif is that if you look closely in the background you can see someone with a keyboard trying to control the QWOP guy. Love it.


What people don’t realize about the brilliance of this cosplay gif is that if you look closely in the background you can see someone with a keyboard trying to control the QWOP guy. Love it.

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21st April 2014

Post reblogged from I live in a constantly tired state with 182,794 notes



for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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21st April 2014

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puncromancer said: look, look with your tired eyes

Tagged: puncromancerbecause bearand mainly because replybear sees all

21st April 2014

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Reblog and Bold What Applies to You!


My Personality:

  • I’m loud.
  • I’m Obnoxious. 
  • I’m sarcastic. 
  • I’m cocky. (in a sarcastic way.)
  • I cry easily. (every little thing, it’s horrible to the point where i can’t even make a serious argument or stand up for myself without wanting to cry, so I just shut up and take it.)
  • I have a bad temper.
  • I’m easy to get along with.
  • I have more enemies than friends.
  • I’ve smoked.
  • I’ve smoked weed.
  • I drink coffee.
  • I clean my room daily. (you should see this shit hole)

My Appearance:

  • I wear a piece of jewelry at all times. (usually something)
  • I wear makeup. 
  • I wear contacts.
  • I wear glasses. (not for prescription, just cuz they’re nice)
  • I have braces
  • I change my hair colour often
  • I straighten my hair often
  • I have a piercing (ears???)
  • I have small feet

My Relationships:

  • I’m in a relationship now.
  • I’m single.
  • I’m crushin’
  • I’m always scared of being hurt.
  • An ex has physically abused me at least once.
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
  • I’ve been in love more than two times.
  • I believe in love at first sight.
  • I believe lust is more important than love.

My Friendships:

  • I have a best friend. 
  • I have at least ten friends.
  • I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
  • I’ve beaten up a friend.
  • I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.

My Experiences:

  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been on a train.
  • Someone close to me has passed away.
  • I’ve taken a taxi.
  • I’ve taken a city bus.
  • I’ve taken a school bus.
  • I’ve gone bungee jumping.
  • I’ve made a speech.
  • I’ve been in some sort of club.
  • I’ve won an award.
  • I’ve spent 24 Hours on the computer straight.
  • I’ve been in a physical fight.


  • I listen to R&B.
  • I listen to country.
  • I listen to pop.
  • I listen to techno.
  • I listen to rock. 
  • I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
  • I hate the radio.
  • I download music.
  • I buy CD’s.


  • I spend at least six hours a day watching television.
  • I watch soap operas daily.
  • I’m in love with Days of Our Lives.
  • I’ve seen and liked the O.C.
  • I’ve seen and liked One Tree Hill.
  • I’ve seen and like Americas Next Top Model.
  • I’ve seen and like Popular.
  • I’ve seen and like 24.
  • I’ve seen and liked CSI.
  • I’ve seen and like Law & Order: SVU.

Family Life:

  • I get along with both of my parents.
  • My biological parents are still together.
  • I have at least one brother.
  • I have at least one sister.
  • I have at least one step brother/sister.
  • I have at least one half brother/sister. (3, yo)
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house.
  • I’ve ran away from my home.
  • I’ve sworn at my parents.
  • I’ve made my parents cry.
  • I’ve lied to my parents.
  • I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.
  • I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out.
  • I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded.


  • I’ve been brown. 
  • I’ve had streaks.
  • I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
  • I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
  • I’ve been blonde. 
  • I’ve had black. (it was purple in the light, but looked black otherwise)
  • I’ve been red.
  • I’ve been light brown.
  • I’ve been blue/green.
  • I’ve gotten my hair thinned. 
  • I use conditioner.
  • I’ve used silk therapy.
  • I’ve used hot oil treatments.
  • I’ve curled my hair.
  • I’ve straightened my hair.
  • I’ve ironed my hair.
  • I’ve braided my hair.


  • I’ve yelled at a teacher.
  • I’ve been suspended.
  • I’ve had an in-school suspension.
  • I’ve been sent to the principals office.
  • I’ve walked out of class.
  • I’ve skipped an entire day of school.
  • I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class.
  • I’ve failed a test.
  • I’ve cheated on a test.
  • I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test.
  • I’ve failed Art.
  • I’ve failed P.E.
  • I’ve failed math.
  • I’ve failed another class
  • A teacher has called my parents. 

Tagged: i did a thinglong post

21st April 2014


wtf i think i hear the price is right on the tv wtf

21st April 2014

Post reblogged from Imagine Kris with 35 notes


Imagine Kris making a hearty stew. He puts in all his favorite ingredients: beef, celery, carrots, potatoes, onions, peas, green beans, licorice, strawberries, mozzarella, pancakes, oatmeal, Skittles, peaches, fish sticks, off-brand corn flakes (“Corny Flak”), Nutella, olive loaf, cocoa powder, discount peanut butter, and Angry Bird gummies.

21st April 2014

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I stayed up until like 2am last night because I felt really sick, I had a bad headache and felt like I was going to throw up and then I had a crappy 4-5 hour sleep with lots of waking up in the middle of the night so it’s probably closer to 4 hours sleep and then I had to wake up at 7am because of things and stuff (thank god i was feeling better by then) but my eyes were burning really badly and I was super tired and couldn’t keep my eyes open so I took a nap that ended up being a 3 hour nap and then i felt ok for like 2 seconds and still felt really tired and the tired isn’t going away because my eyes keep burning and watering and my eyelids feel heavy like i could go right back to sleep and honestly I think I will because otherwise I’m going to be super tired if I hand out with my friend tonight and just ugh I mean I had like 7-8 hours of sleep ust not all at once so shouldn’t I be ok.




help why do i feel like this?

Tagged: blargafdsgdhfhmmoooooooooalso i was really cold when i was sick last night to the point of shiveringand i had a bit of a stomach ache this morning

21st April 2014

Post reblogged from IV with 76,705 notes


Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dashimage

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