This kill-aggressionbread-with-bugs scheme has to tone down a bit. It’s upgraded to wasps and I have 3 days of attending a garage sale full of wasps to deal with.

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nowakihawfinch:

I am a quality role player Aoba’s trying to smut with me And I don’t know how to talk to people at all ever
40 notes July 31, 2014 via: monsieurpaprika

gentlemanbones:

neilnevins:

costers-german-hole:

Hugh-gi-oh

heart of the cards, Jimbo!


I’m attacking directly with my Sonic Duck! I’m real sorry about this, Jim-Jam, but it looks like you’re on your way to the Shadow Realm!
45,897 notes 10:16 AM via: tumblelog-user

iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

340,717 notes 10:15 AM via: tumblelog-user

62,748 notes 10:14 AM via: tumblelog-user

My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said ‘How am I going to be an octopus about this?’ and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident.
- Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)
60,371 notes 10:13 AM via: trianglesolo

sofapizza:

leafwhirlwind:

this is the best tweet
68,219 notes 10:13 AM via: trianglesolo

castielinablanket:

eteo:

uflaminghomo:

casrebels:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

i have an idea for a website:

alright, you know how 7 people in the world are supposed to look like you or whatever

we make this website.

and people upload pictures of themselves and add characteristic tags or something (curly hair, brown eyes, etc) ((idk something like that))

and we UNITE YOU WITH YOUR TWINS

LETS DO IT IT WOULD BE FUN

PLEASE CAN THIS BE A THING

We needthis

kill your double

DO NOT KILL YOUR DOUBLE

210,569 notes 10:12 AM via: trianglesolo

pemsylvania:

one day the eggs in your fridge will hatch and the yolk monsters will emerge

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