The aggressive loaf of bread...Blame username generators.
Call me Flame, or Duckling, just whatever you want to call me really...


I post mainly a bunch of random posts, especially text posts, and just anything I find funny.

Anyone wishing to join the pun religion revolution contact me or puncromancer


You should talk to me...Yeah you...It'll be fun, I promise, I'll take you places you've never seen before, show you a good time, act out your wildest fantasies, whatever you're into really...It's a limited time offer though, so act now~

19th April 2014

Post reblogged from A fresh start? Maybe... with 118,136 notes

tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

Source: pilotstwentyone

19th April 2014

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bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

Source: bitch-about-it

19th April 2014

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cheatcommandos:

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff

Source: intosnarkness

19th April 2014

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president-brobama:

*takes a handful of candy* wow that’s way too much *puts 1 back*

Source: president-brobama

19th April 2014

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tittily:

tittily:

are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really

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i hate everything u choose to be

 It’s a metaphor, see: You put the metaphor thing right between your metaphor, but you don’t give it the power to do its metaphoring.

Tagged: i have no fucking clue what i mean by this and i am very sorry. i was trying to make(a joke)

Source: tittily

19th April 2014

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diabolicalcubussisters:

well then WHAT is the point

diabolicalcubussisters:

well then WHAT is the point

Source: gyorgpair

19th April 2014

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captainzaksparro:

Her mouth says yes but her heart says I have to get the chaos emeralds

captainzaksparro:

Her mouth says yes but her heart says I have to get the chaos emeralds

Source: captainzaksparro

19th April 2014

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stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

Inspired by X

Source: stablevertigo

18th April 2014

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18th April 2014

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jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

Source: jerkidiot