The aggressive loaf of bread...Blame username generators.
Call me Flame, or Duckling, just whatever you want to call me really...


I post mainly a bunch of random posts, especially text posts, and just anything I find funny.

Anyone wishing to join the pun religion revolution contact me or puncromancer


You should talk to me...Yeah you...It'll be fun, I promise, I'll take you places you've never seen before, show you a good time, act out your wildest fantasies, whatever you're into really...It's a limited time offer though, so act now~

21st April 2014

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churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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21st April 2014

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konpozaa:

lifebien:

konpozaa:

this could be us but u a video game character

Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin

Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit

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21st April 2014

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thenimbus:

What people don’t realize about the brilliance of this cosplay gif is that if you look closely in the background you can see someone with a keyboard trying to control the QWOP guy. Love it.

thenimbus:

What people don’t realize about the brilliance of this cosplay gif is that if you look closely in the background you can see someone with a keyboard trying to control the QWOP guy. Love it.

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21st April 2014

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beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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21st April 2014

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puncromancer said: look, look with your tired eyes

Tagged: puncromancerbecause bearand mainly because replybear sees all

21st April 2014

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xnadia:

My Personality:

  • I’m loud.
  • I’m Obnoxious. 
  • I’m sarcastic. 
  • I’m cocky. (in a sarcastic way.)
  • I cry easily. (every little thing, it’s horrible to the point where i can’t even make a serious argument or stand up for myself without wanting to cry, so I just shut up and take it.)
  • I have a bad temper.
  • I’m easy to get along with.
  • I have more enemies than friends.
  • I’ve smoked.
  • I’ve smoked weed.
  • I drink coffee.
  • I clean my room daily. (you should see this shit hole)

My Appearance:

  • I wear a piece of jewelry at all times. (usually something)
  • I wear makeup. 
  • I wear contacts.
  • I wear glasses. (not for prescription, just cuz they’re nice)
  • I have braces
  • I change my hair colour often
  • I straighten my hair often
  • I have a piercing (ears???)
  • I have small feet


My Relationships:

  • I’m in a relationship now.
  • I’m single.
  • I’m crushin’
  • I’m always scared of being hurt.
  • An ex has physically abused me at least once.
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
  • I’ve been in love more than two times.
  • I believe in love at first sight.
  • I believe lust is more important than love.


My Friendships:

  • I have a best friend. 
  • I have at least ten friends.
  • I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
  • I’ve beaten up a friend.
  • I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.


My Experiences:

  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been on a train.
  • Someone close to me has passed away.
  • I’ve taken a taxi.
  • I’ve taken a city bus.
  • I’ve taken a school bus.
  • I’ve gone bungee jumping.
  • I’ve made a speech.
  • I’ve been in some sort of club.
  • I’ve won an award.
  • I’ve spent 24 Hours on the computer straight.
  • I’ve been in a physical fight.


Music:

  • I listen to R&B.
  • I listen to country.
  • I listen to pop.
  • I listen to techno.
  • I listen to rock. 
  • I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
  • I hate the radio.
  • I download music.
  • I buy CD’s.


Television:

  • I spend at least six hours a day watching television.
  • I watch soap operas daily.
  • I’m in love with Days of Our Lives.
  • I’ve seen and liked the O.C.
  • I’ve seen and liked One Tree Hill.
  • I’ve seen and like Americas Next Top Model.
  • I’ve seen and like Popular.
  • I’ve seen and like 24.
  • I’ve seen and liked CSI.
  • I’ve seen and like Law & Order: SVU.


Family Life:

  • I get along with both of my parents.
  • My biological parents are still together.
  • I have at least one brother.
  • I have at least one sister.
  • I have at least one step brother/sister.
  • I have at least one half brother/sister. (3, yo)
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house.
  • I’ve ran away from my home.
  • I’ve sworn at my parents.
  • I’ve made my parents cry.
  • I’ve lied to my parents.
  • I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.
  • I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out.
  • I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded.


Hair:

  • I’ve been brown. 
  • I’ve had streaks.
  • I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
  • I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
  • I’ve been blonde. 
  • I’ve had black. (it was purple in the light, but looked black otherwise)
  • I’ve been red.
  • I’ve been light brown.
  • I’ve been blue/green.
  • I’ve gotten my hair thinned. 
  • I use conditioner.
  • I’ve used silk therapy.
  • I’ve used hot oil treatments.
  • I’ve curled my hair.
  • I’ve straightened my hair.
  • I’ve ironed my hair.
  • I’ve braided my hair.

School:

  • I’ve yelled at a teacher.
  • I’ve been suspended.
  • I’ve had an in-school suspension.
  • I’ve been sent to the principals office.
  • I’ve walked out of class.
  • I’ve skipped an entire day of school.
  • I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class.
  • I’ve failed a test.
  • I’ve cheated on a test.
  • I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test.
  • I’ve failed Art.
  • I’ve failed P.E.
  • I’ve failed math.
  • I’ve failed another class
  • A teacher has called my parents. 

Tagged: i did a thinglong post

21st April 2014

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wtf i think i hear the price is right on the tv wtf

21st April 2014

Post reblogged from Imagine Kris with 35 notes

imaginekris:

Imagine Kris making a hearty stew. He puts in all his favorite ingredients: beef, celery, carrots, potatoes, onions, peas, green beans, licorice, strawberries, mozzarella, pancakes, oatmeal, Skittles, peaches, fish sticks, off-brand corn flakes (“Corny Flak”), Nutella, olive loaf, cocoa powder, discount peanut butter, and Angry Bird gummies.

21st April 2014

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I stayed up until like 2am last night because I felt really sick, I had a bad headache and felt like I was going to throw up and then I had a crappy 4-5 hour sleep with lots of waking up in the middle of the night so it’s probably closer to 4 hours sleep and then I had to wake up at 7am because of things and stuff (thank god i was feeling better by then) but my eyes were burning really badly and I was super tired and couldn’t keep my eyes open so I took a nap that ended up being a 3 hour nap and then i felt ok for like 2 seconds and still felt really tired and the tired isn’t going away because my eyes keep burning and watering and my eyelids feel heavy like i could go right back to sleep and honestly I think I will because otherwise I’m going to be super tired if I hand out with my friend tonight and just ugh I mean I had like 7-8 hours of sleep ust not all at once so shouldn’t I be ok.

IT’S JUST MY EYES

THESE EYES

THEY ARE BEING EYES AND THEY ARE SO EYES THAT I CANNOT EVEN

help why do i feel like this?

Tagged: blargafdsgdhfhmmoooooooooalso i was really cold when i was sick last night to the point of shiveringand i had a bit of a stomach ache this morning

21st April 2014

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buttpilgrim:

Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dashimage

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